It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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