Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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