I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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