Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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