"it" just moved
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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