I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Randomize
