think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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