Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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