I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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