How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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