He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
porn star boner night. come get it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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