we have pet lesbian snakes
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
