Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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