He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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