that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i want to swaddle you in tequila
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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