What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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