I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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