You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
