The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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