Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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