No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
That accounts for only three of the penises
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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