OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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