I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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