how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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