I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
how does that bad decision feel?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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