scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
