Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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