How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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