It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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