Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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