just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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