We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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