Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
