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you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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