the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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