i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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