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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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