IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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