ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I deserve this hangover.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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