You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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