i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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