There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Sorry about my life...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
