did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
