dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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