we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
