As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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