Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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