it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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