After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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