Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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