If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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