He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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