dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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