So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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